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So, why didn't the French Revolution work?
Why was it so violent and chaotic? What was the secret recipe that made the
American Revolution so successful? What ingredients did the American Revolution
have that the French didn’t?
American Recipe
Prep. Time: 13 yrs.
Cooking Time: 13 yrs.
Ingredients
·
George Washington
·
1 governing body
– Continental Congress
·
1 representative
from each colony
·
1 Boston Tea Party
·
3 boycotts
·
Thomas Paine’s Common
Sense
·
John Dickinson’s Letters
from a Farmer in Pennsylvania
·
1 breakup letter
for England
- Declaration of Independence
·
1 Continental
Army
1. Establish a governing body, the Continental Congress,
in which all of the colonies will be represented to put forth their grievances
and vote on action plan against the taxes enforced by British Parliament.
2. Stay away from violence. For a healthier alternative,
stir in 3 boycotts, in order to hinder colonists from paying taxes and to
prevent British goods from being sold in the colonies.
3. Add spice to the mixture by throwing in the Boston Tea Party, to show Parliament just how much you hate the Tea Act.
3. Add spice to the mixture by throwing in the Boston Tea Party, to show Parliament just how much you hate the Tea Act.
4. Blend Thomas Paine’s Common Sense and John
Dickinson’s Letters from a Farmer in Pennsylvania in to encourage the
colonists to join the Patriots in the rebellion against the British.
5. Stir in one break up letter withEngland – The
Declaration of Independence – to list your reasons for going to war.
6. Pick George Washington, already a military hero, to lead your Continental Army.
7. Bake for 13 years on high heat.
5. Stir in one break up letter with
6. Pick George Washington, already a military hero, to lead your Continental Army.
7. Bake for 13 years on high heat.
Yields: Order, 1 American
republic government, and 1 United
States of America
French Recipe
Prep Time: 40 yrs
Cooking Time: 10 yrs
Ingredients
·
1 National
Assembly
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2 cups of
violence: Storming of the Bastille and
killing of aristocrats
killing of aristocrats
·
1 guillotine
·
1 Maximilien
Robespierre
·
1 Napoleon Bonaparte
1. Break away from the Estates General and form the
National Assembly
2. Concoct 1
Tennis Court Oath, promising to find a
better government for the commoners inParis
better government for the commoners in
3. Stir in 2 cups of violence, by storming the Bastille
for ammunition and by killing aristocrats
4. Let a paranoid man, Maximilien Robespierre, come to power and begin to protect the republic through mass murder
4. Let a paranoid man, Maximilien Robespierre, come to power and begin to protect the republic through mass murder
5. Use guillotine to kill King Louis XVI and Marie
Antoinette and many other innocent people
6. Use guillotine to encourage people to join the revolution
6. Use guillotine to encourage people to join the revolution
7. Let tyrannical leader Napoleon Bonaparte take over and establish himself as tyrant.
8. Cook for 10 yrs on intense heat.
Yields: Absolute chaos and a
tyrannical government
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The French revolution was filled with
chaos and unnecessary mishaps due to the failure to establish a ruling body and
their quickness to resort to violence. However, those who did lead led through
scare tactics, like Robespierre’s use of the guillotine. With so much violence
and chaos, the French people easily succumbed to the tyrannical leader in
Bonaparte, who promised to repeal taxes and give them freedom. Although
Bonaparte did dissolve the aristocratic class through the Napoleonic Code, the
French Revolution never accomplished its mission to institute a republic.
Place de la Concorde at night Wikimedia Commons: Freddy Alexander Bugeno Tolmo |
By: Jessica Hardy
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